Are you willing to travel?

Yes!

Do you accept trades or goods for your services?

Depends on how cool your goods are.

Can you work across different time zones?

Definitely.

Are you related to Elvis Costello?

I wish.

Do you like gluten-free pasta?

Not really.

What’s the one book that changed your life?

Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America : A Guide to Field Identification

Do you have any hobbies or interests outside of advertising?

No, I live and breathe advertising 24/7.